January 2012
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I rep H-town + SD now.
THE weekend.
And not as in “finally, it’s considered the weekend. I can party and not feel guilty.”
It’s THE weekend because I’ll finally be able to come up with a game plan to reach socially acceptable, and highly beneficial, goals that someone my age should have already been working toward. But I’ve always been a little behind because I’m an arrogant-ass Aries, but...
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1 out of One Hunnid
learn at least two panty droppers on the ukulele because the songs you know are getting hella redundant when it becomes that part of the night at the D-pad
get a car wash before H-towns bipolar ass weather makes it rain, like rain tomorrow. You’ve been saying “what a waste of a car wash if it rains today or tomorrow!” But guess what, it will. Gotta love H-town...
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I’m kinda feeling like I open my tumblr app and look at shit at that time of the night when the partying and running around is done, a little too much. And I’m totally not contributing enough back. I’ll try a little harder to be that avid tumblr-er I once was.
But simultaneously, I think I’ll post that game plan, check list I usually have in my head on the daily.
Because...
December 2011
When you see your ex with someone ugly. →
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How to eat pussy: Tip #3
Make sure your hydrated because a little extra saliva will is necessary for this one.
Create a circle with your lips just big enough to secure her clit in your mouth.
Suck on her clit, but not too hard. Also, don’t use your tongue to assist in the sucking, if that makes sense. Strictly use your lung power.
With your lips and lung power securing her clit in your salivated mouth, start...
